I recommend reading the thoughtful reviews from Landshark and Crystal Math before proceeding. The concept of vagina dentata opens up a slew of possibilities and this film stimulates dialog about men’s fear of a woman’s sexuality, science vs. religion in the classroom and the dangers that young women face during adolescence. Teeth is also a pointed criticism of the intrinsic evils of the old fashioned "family values" in heartland America. Like many teenage girls, Dawn has difficulty reconciling abstinence education with the biological temptations that accompany puberty. Fortunately (?) her toothy mutation serves as a built in defense mechanism against unwanted penetration. This genetic trait would undoubtedly fail on an evolutionary level (what gene could prevent reproduction more than a penis crusher?) but it’s an excellent launching pad for a satirical horror movie.
And it works quite well on a horror level. Sure, the guys who feel the fangs first-hand all get what’s coming to them but I bet I’m not the only fella who recoiled in sheer terror after hearing the sound of that first crunch.
The one criticism I have is fairly large. Every single male character from boyfriend to doctor to old man offering a ride is depicted as either a pervert or a rapist. I’m not playing the “we poor oppressed men!” card but I feel that the film would have had a lot more “bite” (heh, get it?) if there was just one guy capable of keeping his willie in his pants to counterbalance the rest of the scoundrels.
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