Bram Stoker's Dracula

(1992) ** I'm happy to say that I succeeded in at least one of my horrorthon goals this year. Goal 1: Don't see anything I've s...

Van Helsing

(2004) *1/2 The first 5-10 minutes of this flick were awesome. I loved it. Black and white, successful capture of the classics. The start ...

Attack the Block

(2011) *1/2 I was stuck on a plane and this one the only flick that listed itself as horror, so watch it I did. I'd never heard of it, b...

Blade Trinity

(2004) **1/2 Blade Trinity changes things up a bit. In this episode, although most people remain unaware of vampires, they are now aware of ...

Abduscias 2011 Wrap-up!

Well, it was definitely a blast! I feel that I have slacked a bit with fun activities with Catfreeek in October, but I also had to watch oth...

Johnny Sweatpants 2011 Horrorthon Wrap Up: Send in the Clowns!

Before I get to the good stuff, please admire my first attempt at pumpkin carving. It ain’t no Octopumpkin but I was pleased with the result...

Blade II

(2002) *1/2 I feel like I could review this by just writing "See review for blade 1, more of the same." Blade II takes place a fe...

Blade

(1998) *1/2 Apologies for the delayed continuance of my participation in writing up my reviews. My peace offering consists of the fact that...

Crystal Math's 2011 Horrorthon Wrap-Up

(2011) ***** KISS my math! I waltzed into Horrorthon with the idea of reviewing Mel Gibson's Apocalypto to discuss indigenous rights...

Torment

(2008) ** It took me two or three attempts before watching this movie (unenthusiastically) in its entirety. Laura and Roy (credited as Lau...

Monsters

2010 ****3/4 I watched this in March because it was announced that director Gareth Edwards would helm next year's attempt at another we...

We All Scream for Ice Scream (Masters of Horror)

(2007) *1/2 Another chapter in the Masters of Horror collection, “We All Scream” is a chapter dedicated to showing you what happens when ic...

The Wickerman

(1974) **** British Sargeant Neil Howie is called to the remote Summerisle to search for a local missing girl, Rowan Morrison. The longer Ho...

Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman

2007 **** And so I ended my Horrorthon on this nasty note from Japan, another Horrorthonner recommendation that kicked ass (thanks, JPX). ...

Idle Hands

1999 ***1/4 Catfreeek mentioned years ago that I should add this movie to my crawling hand collection. I wish I meant a collection of actua...

Let's Scare Jessica to Death

1971 ***1/2 I'm a staycation kind of guy, because sometimes there's nothing better than a big hunk of free time in your own house w...