Sheitan

(2006) ***1/2

Three friends meet some hot chicks while out clubbing. One of the girls invites them back to her country home for the night. Upon arrival they meet Joseph, a very bizarre and psychotic looking man who they are told is the housekeeper. Joseph and his big toothy grin invite the friends to go swimming in the hot spring, then back to the house to partake in some roasted goat. All seems to be going quite nicely, as the night carries on the girls begin to get friendlier and all is well, or so they think. Suddenly Joseph shows up and goes all kinds of crazy on their asses, he especially has it in for Bart, whom he has some special plans for.

Those are some mighty full teets.

Doesn't my big yellow grin make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Joseph is one freakish motherfucker, not to mention the house itself is a huge scary place filled with dozens of hand made dolls. Yeah, I would have went running home at top speed, saying nice to meet you all, I’m outta here. Not these guys, and I totally believe that just about any horny, red blooded male, facing the prospect of getting into a hot chicks pants, would have scoffed at all the scary shit and stuck it out.

My date and I just went apple picking, so romantic.

Joseph is one of the best psychos I’ve seen in a long time. From the moment you see him you just know, at some point this guy is gonna snap and it ain’t gonna be pretty. When he finally loses it he’s like an unstoppable force. Another suprisingly good find, and a prime example of what can happen when men think with the wrong head.